help it's again

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

“I could fix him” “I could make him worse” well I could make him Kraft cheese, which his mother never did

#oh that is KEY #it’s enemies-to-lovers not ‘just some upsetting person-to-lovers’ #they have to Matter to you in one specific direction of which the polarity gets flipped #the other one is also a thing but it’s a different Thing #enemies to lovers is based on them being the most important person in the room - it's just that the reason inverts

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

"lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

can’t believe jayvik was so gay they got sent to super heaven

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.