hold fast perseus, brave the storm

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Ngl f1 fans being excited about Lewis' 8th title or Kimi "youngest wdc" and then George stealing the title and everyone hating him for it would be the most GR thing ever

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff