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A large dataset (227 breeds; dataset 1) of median heterozygosity values (H) was obtained through commercial DNA testing of 49,378 dogs. The mean number of individuals per breed was 217.5 (95% Confidence Interval 162–273.1) and the range of individual dogs/breed was 30–4728. Since the H values do not provide a simple relationship to pedigree, we wanted to determine what their equivalency was to the coefficient of inbreeding (F). The genotype-based coefficient of inbreeding was determined in 19 breeds with 8–20 individuals in each breed (dataset 2) for comparison to dataset 1. Dreger at al [8] used 10 individuals per breed and calculated F based on genotypes and the correlation with dataset 2 was 0.85 (12 breeds in common). Yordy et al. [9] used 6–724 individuals per breed and the correlation with dataset 2 was 0.75 (15 breeds in common). F from dataset 2 was highly correlated with H from dataset 1 (Pearson correlation coefficient of − 0.8899 (P < 0.0001) for the same 19 breeds. Linear regression (r2 = 0.79) was performed to obtain adjusted F values (Fadj) for the dataset 1 breeds. Based upon linear regression, an H value of 33.1% was equivalent to F of 0.25. The H values were adjusted based on the regression to provide breed estimates of inbreeding for the 227 breeds in dataset 1 (Fadj). These adjusted values from dataset 1 were compared to adjusted values from [9] which included 97 breeds in common and the Pearson correlation was 0.883 and [8] which included 75 breeds in common and was 0.89. The mean of the Fadj values for 227 breeds was 0.249 (95% CI 0.235–0.263) (Fig. 1). Strikingly few breeds (N = 12) had low inbreeding values (< 0.10). The breeds with the lowest levels of inbreeding were mostly landrace breeds or breeds with recent cross breeding. To put the inbreeding values in context, the breeding of two first cousins produces F = 0.0625, two half siblings F = 0.125 and two full siblings or parent-offspring F = 0.25.

There was also a correlation found between brachycephalylic dogs and more veterinary care. sorted by FCI groups, Group 2 (molossoid, pinschers, mountain dogs) scored the highest for amount of visits to the vet while Group 5 (spitz and primitive) scored the lowest.

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

righthand drive everywhere. as a courtesy i’ll flip all lefthand vehicles on the z axis

standard plug socket everywhere. i don’t think there’s a single best plug (sorry tom scott) but it will be earthed, fused and switched, and 50hz

in fact… the explosion in the number of gtlds lacks any sort of coherency. icann icannot handle this responsibility, so begin retiring most of them. regional registrars are far better prepared for this job to control subdomains under their cctld

even tho irl the anglosphere needs to adopt dd/mm/yyyy as the agreed date format, with the divine ability i can make yyyy/mm/dd the global format. what’s important is that it’s in a correct order. mm/dd/yyyy is insane

1 january is always a monday, and 30 december is always a monday (31 is tuesday), and then it goes back to monday. every date is the same day of the week every year

in fact let’s speed up venus to -24 evil hours. year being -224.7 evil days. making venus spin may reduce the effects of solar radiation in the daytime. but the coriolis effect? on venus? oh baby. oh baby

also, standardise europe as being inside europe. no guyana. no caribbean. no africa. no pacific. no nothing

get all of the eu+ on Central European Time (utc+1). france and spain and benelux are already on utc+1 despite their solar time being closer to ±0, so portugal and ireland and doggerland and the uk can fuckin easily join

similarly, greece, bulgaria, romania, moldova, ukraine, the baltics & finland should join +1 from +2. if spain can, they can

it had to be arbitrary – it’s not like there’s a clear midpoint of earth’s geography, right?

BUT THERE IS: Iŋaluk - the “Diomede Islands”. at pretty much exactly 169°W (11° east of the current meridian), there’s a gap between earth’s eastern and western continents, with two symbolic islands standing either side. the current meridian is well into siberia, cutting off the entire chukotka peninsula. it’s the politically-determined dateline that currently separates the islands. this gap should serve as earth’s prime meridian. the new 180° proceeds south, separating aleutia’s Umnak and Chuginadak islands, crossing the Hawai’ian ridge, going just east of johnston atoll, passing tokelau, then going justtt east of occupied east samoa and niue

on the other side, 11° east passes approximately here:

justtt shaving about 4km off the end of spitsbergen, the line passes east of trondheim and oslo, down the gap between fyn and sjælland, halfway between lübeck and schwerin, past the lidl on eislebenerstraße in erfurt, through the pizza hut on fronmüllerstraße in fürth/nuremburg, through verona, just east of modena and just west of florence, cutting off a little bit of tunisia’s cape bon, and passing off the coast of sfax to make landfall on djerba island. through the sahara, then just west of gombe in nigeria, about halfway between douala and yaounde, through eastern equatorial guinea and reaching the new 0,0 point at gabon’s RN2 road. then south to the ocean

so, unified european time becomes the new utc±0 rather than +1. west iberia and most of ireland goes under 90 minutes discrepancy, kharkyvshchina and zaporyzhzhiashchina go over 90 minutes

🇷🇺🇺🇦🇧🇬и, 🇧🇾i -> 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿i

🇷🇺🇧🇾ы, 🇺🇦i, 🇧🇬ъ -> 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿y

🇺🇦г -> 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿g, even if it’s pronounced different in ukraine

й -> j

x -> h

ч -> č

ш -> š, or ś from russian only

щ -> šč, or š from russian only

ж -> ž

ь -> ’

я, е/є, ï, ë & ю will become either ja, je, ji, jo & ju or á, é, í, ó & ú, according to preference (official & proper transliterations should be in the latter)

“Krushchev went from Kherson to Kyiv” -> Hrušóv went from Herson to Kijiv

netball is standardised into basketball

…one little thing tho. whenever a cent or two-cent is withdrawn from circulation, legislation is never passed to abolish the 1¢ & 2¢ interval, meaning prices remain listed in units that don’t exist (like 99¢), and u have to round up your change at the till. that’s about as insane as a price being listed as 1.5¢ right now. it doesn’t exist yet still legally exists

so pass the legislation officially dividing these currencies into ten (and only ten) subunits. a euro isn’t divided into a hundred cents, it’s divided into ten ten-cents. it’ll still be correct notation to list prices as 10¢, 20¢ etc, but that’s just notation. units below 10 don’t exist. and prices will not be listed below 10. the closest u can get to 99¢ is 90¢

nationalise (for lack of a better term) the wbg, imf and wto into the un, under a permanent economic council (i guess the closest thing we’ll have to a standing world congress). then mandate all wto trade to happen through the wto ¤Unit (brics named it the Unit, not me). ¤Units minted by the world bank and exchanged for forex, forex deposited in the world bank. ¤Unit backed by the forex – most of which would be from larger economies to begin with, of course. rich countries ‘taxed’ with worse exchange rates to fund better exchange rates for poor countries

universal obverse sides, and various reverse sides for different currency areas

one ¤Unit split into 1000₥, or 1,000,000μ. one microunit is about the value of the world’s least valuable currencies. there are notes for one unit, a semiunit, and a quarter-unit, that people irl might encounter from time to time. but mainly for use in international circles, there are coins for 100₥ (C, ‘century’), 50₥ (L, ‘half-century’), 10₥ (D, ‘dime’), 5₥ (V, ‘victor’), and 1₥ (I, ‘iota’). again, i made this years ago. it actually want it to be way less eurocentric

earth’s 336 day year of twelve 28-day months!

with constellation-based month names so that the months with numbered names (september, october etc) aren’t misaligned any more

every month begins on a new moon. the full moon is on the ides. the first of capricorn (1/1) is now both solar and lunar new year, the solstice and the new moon. the other solstice is the first of cancer (1/7) and the equinoxes are the first of aries (1/4) and the first of libra (1/10)

the islamic calendar’s months end on the ‘new moons’, beginning with the new crescent on the second or third. ramadan will no longer drift according to the solar calendar and will always be from 2 pisces (or 3) to eid’s date on 2 aries (or 3), the day after the equinox (or day after that)

the christian calendar does a lot of stuff according to full moons, which is stupid as fuck. what are you, werewolves? easter is not ‘the first sunday after the full moon after the equinox’, it’s the equinox, eid eve. fat monday is the ides of aquarius. lent and ramadan align

with venus being 8 months of 28 and mars being 24 months of 28, the three planets (and earth’s Luna (that’s its proper-noun name now (cope))) will align at the start of every mars year, on 1/1 every even-numbered earth year, every three venus years

universal third-rail electrification of all rail (even if it’s not plugged in everywhere just yet). upgrades to HST standards everywhere that’s possible (of course, that ain’t everywhere)

now – a single gauge, more accurately an interoperability principle, for a number of light-rail modes, including light rail, metro, and modern heavy trams. ‘trams’ should be the same size as metro ‘trains’ – in many places they could be the same vehicle, and the networks be fully integrated

we can build light rail tracks within heavy rail tracks so light rail can piggyback the heavy rail system, if need be

despite europe needing a new treaty, that’s not my responsibility. but i will rename the european commission to ‘european government’, the president of the commission to ‘prime minister of europe’, the council of the eu to the ‘senate’, the european council to the ‘presidium’, the president of the council to the ‘president of europe’, and the european union to ‘europe’

that is, of course, 84 venus/earth/mars days. it’ll keep its fantastic 3:2 orbital resonance, with a year lasting 1.5 mercury days

the only form difference is that the D is slightly thinner than the C

the reason i’m doing this is to standardise memory cards as using the USB-D slot. SD cards, microSD cards, microSD-express, game cards, it’s all replaced with USB cards. insert a card and it goes flush into the USB slot, click it in slightly and it’ll protrude for easy removal

anyway. the new D slots have high-wattage power capacity, displayport functionality, high quality audio output and ultra-fast data transfer all at once. if your tv gives its USB port enough power, you could power a games console using the one displayport USB. one cable, power and display

also, if you buy a game on a digital storefront, you have the legal right to print it onto a usb card, at home or at a public kiosk for only the cost of the card and the box, maybe €2

speed limits across the globe fixed to 100, 50 and 25: 100 for highways, 50 for urban arterials, and 25 for little capillary streets with children playing. we’re bringing back gears for evs, three of them, limiting the vehicle to 25, 50 or 100. no road-legal private vehicle anywhere on the planet can go faster than 100. charlie oscar papa echo

but with 1000km batteries, that means we can have battery buses everywhere, right? no!!! we need trollies! we need a massive trollification initiative to convert approximately all urban bus routes into trolley lines connected to the power grid via pantograph or (ideally) some sort of smart third rail. we need to do this so the vehicles can get elongated, articulated, like a BRT except integrated into the power system. we could even have a hybrid system where trollies can depart the tramlines from time to time to run on battery as buses. options options

so what newton referred to as blue becomes ‘teal’ (rather than cyan, so it’s teal-pink-yellow-key now), what he referred to as indigo becomes ‘blue’, and violet becomes ‘purple’

like i can understand giving products names and packaging that echo existing brands for the sake of customer familiarity, but literally what the fuck is the point of the weird ass fake companies like??

i’ll accept the existence of some true gambling as harm-reduction measures (if they’re criminalised they will go underground, out of the reach of safety regulation) that must all be registered, regulated not-for-profits, and cannot advertise. this covers charity lotteries, community-owned bingo halls that need money to keep the heating on, and sports betting at the stadium only (or online for registered, cardcarrying fanclub members ONLY) that raises money for the club foundation, for the community

make it the case everywhere that gambling for non-monetary physical and digital rewards is still gambling. shut down fifa, fortnite, genshin and umamusume pretty derby as illegal casinos. drag the ceos of ea, microsoft, tencent and ubisoft before the fucking ICC (or a sort of neo-ICC that actually works lol)

taking a profit from any gambling is considered an extreme unacceptability, like usury. house-ery. the highstreet casino is obliterated. ‘gambling’ resorts like vegas and monaco charge money at the door, charge for drinks, and charge for merch – there is no gambling. it’s all play. you cannot cash out. they’ll print your highscore on a tshirt at the end of the night (you have to buy the shirt, otherwise it counts as a prize and is gambling lol)

it doesn’t have to be this way. a metre is one light-caesium, a firm constant, but a gram is defined as the weight of 1cm³ water at max density – one hundredth of a metre, an deliberate step to turn it into a useful scale rather than the Very Big 1m³, a million times bigger thanks to the square-cube law (which would be equal to one Mg & one kl)

but why not do it the other way round? why not say that a m³ of cold water (a kilolitre) is one kilogram, and one thousandth of that is a milligram. so the kg becomes a g, the same frame of reference as m and l. the g becomes an mg, the mg becomes a μg, and the μg becomes a ng. and the Mg (“tonne”) becomes the new Kg

the orders-of-magnitude of numbers, with billion being ‘two’ and trillion being ‘three’ is totally nonsense. they’re 10ˣ going up in three, but a billion is 10³⁽³⁾ and a trillion is 10³⁽⁴⁾. it’s based on multiples after a thousand, but why? should a trillion be written as 10,000³⁽³⁾? nonsense

you get given your number when you’re born, but you have the option to change it to a new one at any point (which numbers became which is like, the closest, most extremely guarded secret). this number is the entirety of your identity as far as the state is concerned – you have absolute sovereignty over any names and marriages and the state and its law are involved in absolutely no way at all

there’s no birthdate on the adult id, just ‘18+’. and to make sure your birthday can’t be inferred, there’s no expiry month, with all ids expiring on Sagittarius 28th of their expiry year, which is randomised between 7 and 13 years after issuing

usage of the loophole typically means it becomes illegal to flag down a “private-hire” vehicle without pre-booking – with the loophole gone, all cabs become flaggable. the hitchhiker’s thumb becomes the typical way of doing it

all territories move to a Pay-As-You-Earn system for all employees. income tax is taken out of your payroll automatically, all money u get is after tax. NO employed person has to ‘do their taxes’. places (like the uk) with multiple separate income taxations (‘national insurance contributions’) simply have them folded together as one rate

mandatory car insurance is done by a public entity to prevent profiteering, and it’s through this single payment that car tax is taken, including odometer tax. i know odo tax is supposed to be the replacement for petrol tax for electric vehicles, but petrol cars should pay both lmao. similarly, municipal home insurance is taken through the property tax payment that outright-homeowners pay, which itself is collected as a single payment with mortgages or rent for everyone else. this single property payment is also where all utility ‘bills’ are payed (power, water, network), if any money is to be charged at all (most places should move to a quota & tariff system)

all list prices include sales tax. places that don’t do that are fucken insane

diabetic people may be mad at me for this, so i’ll compromise by standardising all diabetes as being non-existent. so we’re even

and yes, to stress the fact, under divine law you can eat & drink whatever you want without consequences*. this is already the case, but i think divine codification will help people believe it

every kitchen tap becomes one of those modern electric ones that can do instant boiled water (with a child lock!), and a carbon inserter and suds inserter, both from replaceable tanks under the sink

yes, the 888 model (8 hours work, 8 hours recreation, 8 hours rest) is fully compatible with 6 hour shifts (one of which is lunch) and 6 hour sleeps. you’ll probably be doing two hours of errands and/or travel, and i want u to be doing 2 hours of awake rest, not recreating, doing literally fuckall

adults gain access to the Language Acquisition Device that children don’t have (chomsky was wrong). proximity and exposure to a linguistic community fills u with an insatiable compulsion to figure out what they’re on about. u don’t really need to think, just immerse yourself and it’ll start happening, quite quickly. this compulsion only begins to subside when people reach their fifth or sixth language. this leads to the development of Codecs that can blast the language into your ears after listening for only a few hundred hours or so

in terms of telephones, 128GB becomes the new 1Tb, 256GB is 2Tb, 512GB is 4Tb, 1TB is 8Tb, etc. so, the 1Tb mark is the high water level of an acceptable size for a video game

now. the coalition of network companies responsible for network standardisations have pencilled in the start of next decade for the launch of 6G. top of their agenda is efficiency, which is awesome because 5G is terrible for this, try download something big and your phone gets hotter than the sun. they also prioritise speed, naturally, and early tests show that 6Gb/s is possible

the forced transition from meat will be a financial burden for many of these farms. support collective farms to make the transition easier, but for farms owned by farmer-landowners, give the parasites nothing except an easier avenue to collectivisation, and amnesty. the standardisation of socialist beliefs can cause extreme cognitive dissonance in the parasite’s brain, as evidenced with the immediate suicide of the starlink proprietor. collectivisation is an offramp for the farmer-landowner, one which all should take to resume work as waged and qualified farmer-managers

with landownership no longer a de facto requisite for a career in agricultural management, agricultural education can expand and begin producing far more farmer-managers (the job previously referred to as “farmers”), enabling professionalisation, modernisation and success

intercity and international rail will not be subject to this standardisation – it will be the onus of states to make that free if they want to. heavily tax mediumhaul flights and ban shorthaul flights, except over genuinely impassible terrain. no, navigable water is not impassible terrain

it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy to built a driverless metro these days, but it’s difficult difficult lemon difficult to upgrade an existing one to driverless. so i’ll give them a bit of divine intervention and say that all non-hybrid metro lines are given the capacity to become driverless, should they want. hybrid metro-heavy lines like the new one in london and my theoretical hybrid metro-tram lines are of course exempt and must always have drivers

next year, 5725, will mark the inauguration of the new un world economic council’s first global Five Year Plan. the three priorities are 1) anti-imperialism for sufficient prosperity, 2) green industry and 3) belt and road

old B&R is sort of superseded with a far more ambitious version with everyone’s support. we need giant heavy highspeed freight trains across the eastern continent: the Silk Railroad from Beijing to Baghdad then Berlin and Cairo, there creating a panafrican rail network key to african industrial development with trains west and south; a Northern Railroad from Berlin to Beijing via Moscow; from Baghdad a Belt Railroad (South) to Karachi then Delhi then Dhaka; and a Belt Railroad (East) from Beijing to HCM City then Bangkok. the Dhaka-Bangkok link to unify the belt would be a decadeslong megaproject that we should of course begin, so before it’s completed we reroute trains going west from SEA going up china to the silk road at Xi’an

in addition, local mutuals are part of a municipal banking guild. guild-and-fed. branches & guilds servelocal projects and people, feds loan to state projects. the autonomous local mutual bank is designed as one of the many possible systems replacing landlording. it’s a Building Society: local mutuals can give little mortgages to replace private rent – it’s like rent, but every month you’re buying a percent of ur place. u can still contract a building manager, and the guilds organise manager companies with the municipality. mutual mortgages sit alongside municipal renting, or municipal free lodging. options options

the local banking guilds can share employees across feds, allowing them to share the same buildings. post office workers can also serve as guild cashiers, allowing access to a human for anyone who needs it

also, the Open Banking initiative is taken to the next level with federal governments developing a single Bank App using the os dev’s official sdk, plugging into every fed’s systems and allowing u to access all your money in one place. this is also where ur property payments are organised (mortgage/rent, including tax and utility), AND automatically-taxed payslips. it’s all here

france and italy’s regions become provinces. germany and austria’s länder become provinces. poland’s województwa become provinces. spain’s autonomous communities become provinces. and when england finishes its current regional reorganisation, they’ll be called provinces rather than “strategic authorities”🤢

ban ban ban the naming of stadia and entire teams after sponsorships. psv and bayer and red bull will have to change. ban shirt sponsorships. ban the building of new massive stadia where a co-ownership situation between several teams is feasible. u don’t need all that

abolish uefa and replace it with a new uef underneath the asian football confederation, because “europe” is really northwest asia innit

and one more thing. the time has come. for a single united unisex federal promotion/relegation european league

we can do it. we have the will. we have the technology

a big chunk of alphabet is moving to 🇨🇳china, including development of android, which is being renamed Jiqi (机器), short for 机器人, robot. going forward it’ll be considered as fully separate from the rest of linux as the world’s fourth major os. major manufacturers fucking stop doing their own versions of Jiqi. some do, but they’re mainly for specialty products. the code is opening, as are all devices, so you’re free to create or install any Jiqi fork you please. and as a fork of linux, it remains a theoretical possibility for Jiqi to be developed into a full computer os, the shitty little so-called “chromeos” notwithstanding

a big chunk of microslop is moving to 🇮🇳india. unlike Jiqi, however, this is being considered a legacy management project. windows & the NT kernel is being renamed Suryast (सूर्यास्त), sunset, because this shit is being sunsetted. windows is simply too shit to be allowed to continue existing. the source is opening, and the new Suryast team will do their best to keep the world’s infrastructure running smoothly during the transition away from it

it’s a similar case for Darwin, the apple os/kernel. however because of apple’s business strategy of being a jealous shithead over its soft & firmware, Darwin’s ended up being far less integrated into global infrastructure. this means it’s not an imperative to end it. the source is opening, the license is opening, and Darwin can remain in development in a quiet little corner of california

then there’s Linux, a thing also too critical to remain in north america – but unlike microslop, that’s a compliment. by right of dibs, the linux foudation is coming home to 🇪🇺europe. “but doesn’t that say fondation” yeah it’s europe so it’s french “but isn’t french backwards so don’t that say ‘foundation linux’” well see here that’s the thing. the fondation is going to be developing its own official distro, also named Fondation (фондатион). the french and the european governments are keenly interested in linux, and an inhouse all-european Official distro will help them greatly, as it will the consumer transition. most people are needlessly scared of linux, so the mere appearance of a ‘stock’ version will calm them. we’ll be seeing laptops running Fondation appearing on shelves. maybe soon we’ll see a Fondation phone. glory to linux, and its prophet, Fondation

u can take it back to the public printer and it’ll tell you how much is left on the card. it can also take it and send the money to your bank card (but not give u cash, sorry)

all tracking loyalty systems are banned, meaning the only two ways u can pay for shit is cash or card (card including bank and prepayment). so when u press the pay button at the self-checkout, the contactless activates immediately without u having to select payment type like dam

and for the currency areas that have the 20¢/25¢ interval, that’s being abolished. in europe for example, the only three coins will be 10¢, 50¢ and €1 (€2 also goes). extremely large banknotes also go, such as €200, €100, and €50, leaving europe with only €20, €10, and €5. and the 10¢’s alloy should become bronze-colour and the 50¢ should be replaced with nickel. bronze silver gold innit

and the human mouth’s development of plaque is reduced. so many animals have better ways of preventing it than us – dogs so much that they can just have a chewey every so often. humans are standardised as only needing mouthwash or maybe chewing gum, “daily” for ritualisation but in truth it can be every few days

and earwax is abolished. “oh but it fights infections” yeah uuh can the ears fight infections with something less fucken disgusting

the standardised aspect ratio, currently 16:9, becomes an approximation of √2:1, ~4.25:3. this gives it the magical property of being the same ratio again when doubled and halved: halve an A4 and it becomes an A5, unfold your folding phone and it’s the same ratio as before

approximation of course, because √2 is irrational and pixels are finite. i’ll be taking the current formats and extending them upwards so they display fine: 1080p (named for its height) remains 1920 wide and is extended to 1358. 1440 is replaced entirely with two 1920s: 1920 tall, 2716 wide. then 4k (2160x3840) becomes 2716x3840

and yes, it is only an approximation of pythagoras’ ratio, but it’s very close: if you put two 4k screens together and upscale a 4k image to use all 3840 pixels of height, a similarly-upscaled horizontal axis would undershoot the new screen by only three columns of pixels. three pixels across two 4k screens is pretty precise

the upscaling might be a little fucky but tbh this shit’s designed for folding phones and other crazy things. only devices with the computational ability would ever be asked to do this

letterboxes and pillarboxes look like this:

all broadcasts and telly shows must be in √2:1. letterboxing on telly shows to pretend like it’s cinema is a scourge and must be crushed. all new cinema construction must be for tallscreen (like imax), and existing widescreen theatres can do what they can do embiggen themselves upwards and downwards rather than shrink themselves lengthways. film can be shorter than tallscreen, but giant letterboxing is uncommon

in order to broadcast a pillarboxed 1920x1358 image onto a 1920x1080 screen, the downscale will lose approximately 20% of its pixels. whoops

all current ISBNs begin with either the digits 978 or 979, occupying the space of an IAN country code to declare that this is an ISBN (in the country of ‘Bookland’), then two digits for the geographic region (a maximum of 100 regions on earth, so many states have to share), then four for the publisher, three for the individual title (yeah only 1000 books per publisher before they need a new code), and one check digit. they were running out of ISBNs, which is why in 2007 they had to give Bookland a second country code. 979 used to be Musicland, the country code of sheet music, before the Bookland nation attacked. all this has done is doubled the possible number of ISBNs, delaying the problem until later

moving to an alphanumeric system solves this supply issue. instead of 1000 possible country codes, there’s 39304

so for ISPNs, instead of 100 there’s over 1000 two-character region codes (which can become ‘registrar codes’), and instead of 10k there’s over a million meg possible publisher codes per registrar, and instead of 1k there’s now 40k possible ISPNs per publisher, for forty billion gig possible ISPNs per registrar and forty trillion tera in only one of Bookland’s two existing IAN county codes

the reason i’m doing this is because i want everything published to be given a ISPN. sheet music and magazine publications already get them, and some registrars are assigning them for other things. so now everything everything everything everything that can be considered ‘published’ gets an ISPN, from film to telly to game

every edition of a work gets a unique ISBN (hardback, paperback, ebook, audiobook etc) and this principle applies to the expanded ISPN. the individual entries can be collated together, but they are separate. so all the many many rereleases of films get their own ISPNs - the IMAX version gets an ISPN while the general theatric gets an ISPN and the streaming release gets an ISPN. and the dvd gets an ISPN and the bluray gets an ISPN and the 4kbluray gets an ISPN, except for the fact that those are being replaced with USB card video releases, which of course gets an ISPN

there’s an ISPN for each video game release on each storefront, but only retrospectively. going forward it’ll be a platform-by-platform thing, one ISPN for Linux, one ISPN for legacy Suryast etc. all digital storefronts offer the ability to transfer your game by packeting it into a code, letting u give it to a friend or sell it on an open market, or even to a different library system if it offers that game (incl the USB card printing kiosks). you can have multiple copies of the same game on all storefronts. all storefronts must offer a guarantee of transfer should they ever close, like is occurring with the deprecation of the Xbox store as a quasi-automatic migration of its libraries to steam: all existing xbox machines (none new shall be wrought unto this earth, and the Xbox 5 is cancelled) are now considered as running Suryast and can play all steam releases that are Suryast compatible, and u can run all xbox games on steam (forevermore, as windows/xbox -> linux translation is super easy)

activitypub was genuinely founded by the WWW Consortium true story. its systems need strengthening and, just like linux needs Fondation to enable mass adoption by the leity (in their finite wisdom), activitypub needs more of a frontend system. mastodon/‘fediverse’ and bluesky became part of the same system, the Open Access System, Oasys. not to be confused with ‘the oasis’, the name of the vr thing from the worst book ever written

pretty much all legacy privately held social medias become oasys instances, such as twitter.com.us, instagram.com.us, and tumblr.com.us. the power of oasys systems lets instances behave genuinely very differently from each other, not just like with bluesky’s separated algorithms, allowing for example legacy instagram to be photo-focused and even letting subcommunity-based sites like reddit.com.us function. ‘peertube’ is an attempt at rebuilding youtube on the fediverse, and it merges with youtube to create vidtube upon oasys. maybe, just maybe, the successor to discord could be built in the open access system

all NRMs/HCGs get subjected to the speedrun treatment. the laity realises Wow, What The Fuck and just kinda go home, but the employees and higherups get subjected to the hordes raiding their buildings. scientology, the falun gong, LDS, JW, NOI, christian science, the salvation army, moonies, adventism, evangelism and Word of Faith (among many, many others) all get teenager’d and turned into awesome hangout spots, parkour courses and skate parks

any information the kids find will be given to people’s investigators

unfortunately militarism is a terrible beast and its tendrils are everywhere. there’s a bunch of shit they’re involved with that they shouldn’t, like logistics, signals technology, lifeguarding and disaster response. so, all soldiers currently doing actually necessary jobs will be granted a Temporary Suicide Exemption until it the role is filled by a civilian. then. bang bang amirite

basically ‘the old world’ and ‘the new world’ but less factually inaccurate

the old concept of a continent as a categorical thing is absolutely borked. if you abolish the absolute non-continent of ‘europe’, and consider america and afroeurasia together, then the remaining two ‘continental’ mainlands (australia & antarctica’s australia-sized mainland in its east) are absolutely incomparible in size. there can only be two ‘continents’ if we want that term to be any sort of categorical thing

like, they can deploy agents across the world to report back home, and they can do jobbing for agencies and wires, but they publish news by and for their patch. no more international anglophonic softpower media titans

imean why the fuck does the Manchester Guardian have an edition in australia don’t make me get the diagram out

moving forward the categories of ‘monitor’ and ‘telly’ are just replaced with ‘screen’, as due to the replacement of dtv with iptv there’s no meaningful difference between the two any more. and going forward, all screens (by which i mean this new united product category, not literally all screens) are 4k 100hz hdr 10knits minimum, though of course some can be more

we’re going to be treating 8k200 as pretty much the final codec, slowly cresting over the hill. very slowly. so slow we can get away with acting as if it’d be the final codec when it emerges

the screen is an object of dualism. all have computers in them because digital video output requires computation, but there is a strict separation between video output computation and fucken, “smart tv” bullshit. the fr computer in the screen, if it exists, is ringfenced and removable. dualism between output spirit and playback soul

all public vod is fuelled by a library system built upon activitypub. a peer video identity system, Peevis, combining elements of torrenting to prevent archival failure and media loss. with far more accessible and standardised apis, you can do all sorts of crazy shit to the Peevis system to get its media content presented in your favourite ways, with different frontends and different ways of getting your library content, but typically, it’ll all be unified, with different publishers being no more gated off than different youtube channels, for example. one singular streaming system for multiple publishers

and it’s standardised as being always able to digest anything that any human digestion is able to digest: just like how the immune system can seriously adapt itself to deal with any unique problem, the digestive cells can seriously duck and weave to digest anything that comes their way. they’re maximally effective, always digesting everything to the best of their ability. as they’re staff rather than contract workers, they produce far less gas and waste. just like peepee, the amount of poopoo and fart goes way down. indigestion is a thing of the past

with the changes to the data network and voip, the distinction between the ‘phone’ and ‘tablet’ product categories effectively disappears, much like how that between monitor and telly created the product category of ‘screen’. everything’s just varying sizes of iPod Touch. introducing the Pad: 🇫🇷personnel assistant digital

now. all Pads are required to have a minimum of one USB-D at the bottom, in the dead centre. they can of course have more holes down there if they want, but they must have one in the middle. they must also have one dead in the middle at the top

the purpose of this is to make every Pad functional with joycon-like controllers, over USB-D. yes, the NS1 and NS2 and their joycons are changed retrospectively to connect via USB-D. how can a connector that’s thinner than type-c be as structurally secure as a bespoke system of magnets and latches? Your Mother.

the switch firmware is probably the world’s fourth or fifth most-shipped kernel. but as the abundance of emulators proves, translating it is easy as pie. from now on, mutualised nintendo will be a Pad company that sells gaming Pads, Pads designed for gaming, that run linux via a Switch distro. even tho existing ns1 & ns2 software can be translated, the software teams get to work translating the existing library to be native for linux. this is not a difficult task

and yes. the changes to game library systems means that you can move switch games offa the switch library, and onto other libraries. and the nintendo games are sold on other libraries too. and u can put games from other libraries onto the switch and they run fine because linux. and u can run software on ur linux switch. u can do ur taxes on the nintendo switch if ur some sort of lunatic

when both the top and bottom ports are blocked by the controllers, the only way of powering a normal Pad would be via the qi connector on the back. but for gaming Pads, Pads designed for gaming (like the switch, steam deck, rog phone and that nvidia thing), they could have additional usb ports on the long sides as well, like the ns2 has. large Pads (ie tablets) and foldy phones foldy Pads could have these too. this gives you many options for gaming on your foldy:

it’s a comprehensive archive, library platform and .exe delivery system. u don’t need to run Pingas to run the exe, not really. there are various versions of the ‘Pingas’ software, some heavier and some lighter, some that blend totally into the background of your device, and some that have to be run like an old horse. the Fondation distro (the world’s most popular distro, the one sold on store shelves) runs the latter preinstalled - on Fondation, Pingas kinda feels like an app store, until u get the proper fr Pingas ‘app’ yourself

oh yeah and in addition to the new ABXY standard layout, the ingame menu buttons are + and - . i know they were only invented with the nintendo wii but fuck it, that’s the correct goddamn answer and they finally made it there in 2006 5754

and with the release of the switch 2 pro controller, all major game companies were fucking with the concept of rear grip buttons - mostly as alternate mappable paddles, with only valve offering bona fide rear buttons. i want to make two sets of grips mandatory, L4 and L5 and R4 and R5 for everybody. and L2 and R2 are mandated to be analogue. nintendo.

every building on earth gets climate control installed, connected to a fuckin free 100MWh battery. so u should be good for a century

the comprehensive ventilation system pumps oxygen-rich air throughout the building, heat-pumped and hvac’d, filtered, and appropriately humidified or dehumidified

i’ve been trying not to do this. but desperate times call for desperate measures. IT’S TOO HOT

every human is given a complementary Adaptive Homeostasis Suit, colloquially known as a “Zero Suit”, to ensure they always remain at a good temperature

it clings directly to the skin, conducting heat in or out as appropriate. sweating is prevented, all moisture and odour is kept inside the body. you can wear the suit literally forever without ever having to wash the skin underneath. so adequate is the cooling system that the skin on the exposed facial area also does not sweat or even redden up to around 30°. if you cover your head, u can survive literally all of earth’s natural temperatures from the top of Dome Argus (-100°) to the bottom of Death Valley (50°). and it doesn’t let a single drop of moisture enter or leave. u don’t feel the moisture. u can survive the coast without becoming gloopy, and u can survive the desert with all ur water kept inside

it’s milimetre-thick, letting u fit it underneath all other clothes, should you wish. this includes shoes, even though the feet of the suit is firm and supported enough that shoes aren’t necessary. the thinness of the suit means that you retain significant tactile sense over where you’re treading, slightly less than with socks but significantly more than with shoes, so get used to that. the other parts of the suit have adaptive firmness, offering support or just going with the flow depending on how you calibrate it. the chest can act as a bra or not, according to preference. but regardless of firmness, it cannot be pierced without tremendous effort – bullets would likely get through (depending), but no human alive could stab you through it. its shock-absorption can prevent any injury from a fall from standing, and prevent fatality from falls as high as about 10m (WILL still hurt)

the suit grips and vibrates on your muscles, ensuring they’re adequately massaged and non-achy. basically, given that humans can’t purr very well we’re offloading that responsibility. this therapeutic effect also aids sleep, rest, and wake

the suit also has powered motion, scalable to preference. it can take the strain for RSI-risking injuries, can power the lifting of heavy objects, and crucially, powers mobility. simply by pushing your muscles slightly, or even just by giving the neural order, the suit can do most the rest of the work. struggling to get up in the morning? up u get babes. walking with it moderately can feel like always having a tailwind, using it strongly can feel like riding a vehicle. it’s power armour except skintight. it’s fun

its smart-tech tracks so many datums u won’t know what to do with any of it, and it all remains on the suit unless u choose to move it. no need for a fitbit. every mattress comes with inbuilt inductive charging to get u powered up every night. it’s customisable with myriad colours and patterns programmable onto it – u can be clocked in in uniform, and chameleon into ur civvie clothes as u leave (it takes a few minutes). it’s repellant to liquid and material so pretty much never has to be cleaned or washed – all stains can be wiped off easily due to its hydrophobic properties. you don’t have to take it off to wash either you or it

the microwave form factor (freestanding oblong) is continued forward into the omni era. this box is your airfryer, your grill, your hob and your convection oven. grills at the top, induction hob at the base, and it’s also an airfryer and oven innit

the oven is also just an extremely large omnicooker now. it’s the same thing but big and integrated. if you have an oven, you don’t need a microwave or airfryer anymore. the omni does it all. & remember that the all taps produce boiled water now, so you don’t need an electric or stovetop kettle either

u cannot pie off someone’s work and claim it as your own because that is literally, factually not the case. if u print and attempt to sell a copy of Lord of The Rings under your own name, u get stopped. if u print and attempt to sell a copy of LOTR by JRRT, sure go ahead

one of the main barriers that make it so obtuse to newcomers is the tuscan – it’s totally needless! most phrases can be translated into the reader’s language, like piano and allegro and pizzicato. but some jargon can stay as loanwords from tuscan, like crescendo and arpeggio. but if you’re actually tuscan then uh continue on as usual

and yes, despite being raised on a diet of quavers and crotchets and minims and breves, i’ll admit it’s needlessly obtuse. full-note and half-note is good for english

the giant hyper-diverse megacorps of japan and sk are incompatible with new world economics, even if they’re nationalised or mutualised, so break up. adding onto the catastrophic bankruptcies of microsoft and nvidia (and nintendo reconstituting as a Pad manufacturer), the video game hardware industry is euthanised ahead of its inevitable death. YAY!!

…but Means of Production don’t disappear when their owners go bellyup. the chip mills formerly of nvidia, now worker-owned, await clients. the future of chips is a component of the First Global FYP, establishing new common architectures and direction to get the chip economy moving again after its disastrous mismanagement

first and foremost: the Graphics Processing Unit has had its day in the sun. the ongoing rise of its usage for parallel functions is yet more proof that it’s had its day, and it’s really just being used as more CPU. it’s time to bring it back inhouse, into the CPU. maybe we don’t have the technology for this right now, but that’s ok. the first chips we make with this architecture will barely be better than a cpu and gpu separately, but that’s ok. soon they’ll surpass it. they will surpass it. look me in the eyes. this is necessary. this must be done. we must do this. there must only be two fundamental throttles on computer power, the chip and the memory. you are NOT allowed additional computation by getting a better graphics card. the race to the sea is halted. but that’s fine, because the €1000 pricetags were pushing it far beyond normal people for fucking no increase in fidelity. the PS5 had no games

the introduction of the unified chip, and introduction of the Pingas system, means “game console” manufacturing essentially opens up to the floor. they are all just pcs now, as they were becoming anyway. it’s simpler. it’s better

states’ systems can be interlinked, but mainly, if u wanna emigrate and work u go to ur destination’s labour listings

europe runs its own labour system. set the boundary wide enough, and it can suggest a person in lisbon a job in lublin. thanks to language codecs if ur thinking of getting a job in a language area u dont speak, just blitz ur brain out for a week and suddenly спремни сте да кренете у Београд

europe and china run logistics systems to greatly enable the migration of people. in europe this is ELMS

u will be provided a section of a standard rail shipping container to put all ur shit into. it’ll be hauled from the station to ur current address, u fill it full of ur stuff, then it heads off to the station and gets delivered to ur new place, while u get a passenger train. freight rail but for all ur shit

soon, as the First Global FYP continues, the Northern Railroad will connect the european and chinese systems. eventually india and more and more places will be integrated like this. let’s all migrate

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet