The Lily Pad

Lara this super rich politically connected individual. What does she say if she’s asked how she and Harry met?? Oh he’s friends with my brother??

What does Harry say if some random vanilla normie manages to get past his 10 deep secret body guard crew?? Oh we used to work together? Making porn???

At BEST I think Lara Raith marrying Harry Dresden Professional Wizard is the equivalent of when Lana Del Rey married that airboat tour guide in Louisiana. At WORST?? Who knows. Somewhere in the Dresden verse there has to be a Reddit thread about Harry where someone still remembers the rumors that he worked for Gentleman Johnnie Marcone.

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

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someohow he managed to escape and explore the biodome (no suit needed trust)

Its pronouns are he/it

it is very smol (actual sculpture is like 1” and hes not growing much bigger)

Im very proud of him

Should i make it some friends

"Cover the right side of the picture and estimate the size of the fish. Cover the left side and estimate again. What is the size of the fish if both sides are covered? What determines the size of any object shown in a picture?"

Psychology and Self-Development. 1923.