NOT A FOOTNOTE OF HISTORY

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin