I am nothing but a massive braid tbh

merciless heatwave thank you so much McFlurry my balls fit right in

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

can you put that thing on a leash?