YOU CANāT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK - Performed by Kylee Henke
Written by WalkingandDead
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
āØJade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the worldāØ
Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.āØ
Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain
Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens
Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, SassacreāØ
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
True itās quite outrageous, but itās so contagious
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Jasperās secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many peopleās end
Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you? Ā āØ
Lilā Cal, babies, ecto-biology,
Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cansāØ
Doc scratch, Sn0wman, āI warned you bout those stairs man!ā
God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag? āØ
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
True itās quite outrageous, but itās so contagious
Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta
Tereziās nuts, Karkatās a crab, Gamzeeās got issues with his dad āØ
Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass
Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culledāØ
Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach aroundāØ
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
True itās quite outrageous, but itās so contagious
āØMatesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy
āØGreen sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christāØ
Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus
Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer
Canāt outrun whatās already here!āØ
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
True itās quite outrageous, but itās so contagious
Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again
Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads
āØCue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog
Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed HussieāØ
Troll cops, Thresh prince, donāt screw with the Condesce
Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code, this fandomās about to explode
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
True itās quite outrageous, but itās so contagious
You canāt fight the Homestuck
Though itās weird and random, itās the greatest fandom
You canāt fight the Homestuck
True itās quite outrageous, but itās so contagious