How Doth the Big Crocodile

don't make me bite and thrash

Your death rolls don't scare me, boy. Are you hungry, you usually start acting silly for attention so I'll feed you.

well if yer offerin. what's for dinner

Every time I open this website it's a coin flip on if someone is going to be doing some blood pressure raising behaviors on my dashboard. And then I decide it's not my problem and move on.

i got 0

0 survival instincts? I don't think that's true. I think you're just saying whatever to be funny.

Every time I open this website it's a coin flip on if someone is going to be doing some blood pressure raising behaviors on my dashboard. And then I decide it's not my problem and move on.

i got 0

Say what you want about air breathers but they really popped off with bedding. I don't care how nice it feels to sleep underwater, being able to crawl into bed and get squished under a bunch of blankets is peak.

heated blanket

ain't that just reptiles

You'd think, but no. It's so much worse.

fish likes the reptiles

Nothing is as humiliating as being reminded that you have a type.

ain't that just reptiles

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

also the algae has come back with abundance on my ass

or is it moss...i dont fuckin know

I think some of you people need to remember that blogs are public and some things should be inside thoughts or in the dms.

i jacked my meat so hard

In other news, the sun came up.

eclipsed by

I think some of you people need to remember that blogs are public and some things should be inside thoughts or in the dms.

i jacked my meat so hard