How Doth the Big Crocodile

how many friendship points do I get if I give you bacon every day ?

uhhhh idk but depends how much and i aint know that game. dont play very many out here

not really, I was curious if you would do it

ya gotta reach max friendship with me for meat pics

it can't be other kind because I feel like you could have provided a picture for proof

are ya tryin to come onto me or somethin

whatcha cooking ?

yeah im...uh cookin thats what im doin

My ship preference is Man who makes terrible decisions and woman who he would let walk him on a leash in public if she asked

yeah, not everyone is a crocodile

Not everyone can sleep underwater comfy style.

or freeze for a month and take a long nap

Every now and then I start typing a post and then change my mind and cancel it because of how amazingly unrelatable it is.

yeah, not everyone is a crocodile

what about sour cream

I don't know, I don't usually eat sour cream by itself.

do it

I am not lactose intolerant but cheese does very consistently give me some weird ass dreams.

what about sour cream