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a-royal-hoot

📖 Terribly sorry for that, my dear. Though we all have our tos and fros, I suppose! How have you and yours been?

📖 Hmm, well, the problem with that is. I would have to send someone else. My banishment was, ah, very publicized. I don't get as many glares on the street any longer, but they would know not to allow my entry. And even if it hadn't been, that fucking harpy I divorced would have delighted in telling the staff I was barred.

📖 Though I must admit. The term "smash and grab" is bringing to mind a very pleasant little fantasy, indeed, hoo!

📖 I'm just. Tired of not having one of my pillows. I'm getting used to these off the rack, untailored clothes! And I would very much appreciate at least ONE FUCKING TOWEL that's me-sized. Maybe I could even rescue one of my old plants...

📖 But I keep trying to remind myself that it likely isn't worth the risk of the trouble it could bring. I've been surviving off of charity, am I to throw it in their faces? Oh, the indecision is maddening...!

autokrates

We've been quite well! The children are growing up before my eyes, and my life continues apace.

I held a little gala recently, we all piled up into a space station and ate fancy foods while we watched a hail of meteors fall into a gas giant's atmosphere. It was like fireworks! I do wish you could have been there, I think you'd have enjoyed yourself, or at the very least enjoyed the snacks!

There's nothing wrong with wanting some of the conveniences and comforts of your old life, my dear. If you're worried about offending them, why not give them something else to target as a reward? At that point it's a heist, and those can turn a profit that they'd surely be tempted by. You know the layout, the security, nobody better to give them all the information they'd need. And if they grab some of your little comforts while they're there, well, wouldn't that be nice?

#a royal hoot

[[ 13 hour shift, brain is toasted. responses tomorrow.

#ooc #my whole me hurty

a-royal-hoot

@autokrates replied to your post “📖 I need to be talked out of doing something very..”:

I mean, would people die.

📖 Valera, my friend!

📖 Hm, well... Perhaps, but doubtful. It would still be dangerous.

📖 I had the idiotic, impulsive thought to rob the vacation home in the Sloth Ring for some of my things. I cannot stop thinking about it.

autokrates

Hello darling, long time no see my fine feathered friend!

Oh, a little smash and grab kind of event? I don't know, I think you could pull it off. Shouldn't even be too hard to just "hire movers" and get some associates to dress up.

In my experience, if you act confident and slightly annoyed, people rarely question you. Especially if they've been trained for subservience their whole lives.

#a royal hoot

taylornprice

shells

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grinningjaws

yeah, not everyone is a crocodile

autokrates

Not everyone can sleep underwater comfy style.

#grinningjaws

Every now and then I start typing a post and then change my mind and cancel it because of how amazingly unrelatable it is.

#The average person cannot rent a space station for a party.

decapod-of-the-day

Decapod of the day: Enoplometopus daumi | Daum's Reef Lobster

#Images #Pelagic Populace

Hee hee, my gala.... I will talk about it a little bit later perhaps....

playwrongs

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

#I shant tag anyone but I am thinking of specific people

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soup-mother

At the national fish festival you will be voted as the best :)

blue-pikmin-gaming

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

grinningjaws

what about sour cream

autokrates

I don't know, I don't usually eat sour cream by itself.

#grinningjaws

I am not lactose intolerant but cheese does very consistently give me some weird ass dreams.

#Woke up from a nap still terrified I was going to be made to play knife roulette parcheesi

Tumblr is just straight up serving me ai porn ads now. Okay. Sure. Hell world.

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I have some REALLY specific shirts that I got for one off jokes but I'm so fond of them I keep them around. So if you see me wearing a shirt that says "I ATTACK PEOPLE WHO WEAR BLUETOOTH EARBUDS" in public mind your business.

sendentaryworm

Gymnothorax rueppelliae McClelland, 1844

Puppy noodle....

This guy kept looking at me while I was trying to take macro shots of a coral crab from across his house.

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