In Various Stages Of Brainrot

if you lose your train of thought while talking to someone its because they reloaded the quicksave after killing you midsentence

straight up ever since i was a little girl ive wanted to beat the fuck out of everyone whose wronged me

shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

im fucking dying

@guiltiest-gear

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening