The Weather’s Not So Bad In Here

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

NEATO

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[video description: two gray tabby cats sitting at opposite ends of an air hockey table, batting a puck back and forth. the caption reads: "you put up an old air hockey table not realizing your kittens would use it the most".]

@senseiwu

Transcript : Oh and- and can i top you- can i- and would you- and- can i get your top- wa- could i top- *breathes in* can i- uh- *breathes in* and would you li- and can i give dr- k- drink- and- *about to cry* thirsty?

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in

Isn't this how you get murdered?

no. it's how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren't murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches

lol imagine if serial killers just spawned from abandoned buildings 

They do, but they get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever before they can serial kill anyone