My body is a machine that turns story ideas into nothing

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

trap for a sexist father of young girls where the whole thing is set up like a princess tea party with billy and the victim needs to ingest a whole pot of poisoned tea without getting sick or breaking character or the room is flooded with sparkly pink neurotoxin

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

Shout-out to systems who struggle with tone. Shout-out to systems who are often blunt, seemingly emotionless, or come off as insensitive without meaning to. Shout-out to systems who struggle with finding the right words to explain things. Shout-out to systems whose communication with other alters is affected in part due to it. Shout-out to systems who need tone indicators in communication.