GrimalkinTWA

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

it's funny to me that while toy story 5 is going on and bonnie is having trouble making friends, andy is probably like two states away and going through hell on earth on indeed.com

i don’t care if zutara was ever a possibility in the writing room or not. i don’t care if i’m making the ship up in my head. at the end of the day only one person in the gaang was willing to stand for some good first degree murder just to make katara feel a little better, and it’s not aang. the end

and that's that. . .

I have literally never seen Aang be ride or die for Katara in the entire series, not even in the movie. How am I supposed to ship him with her????

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

Evenings at the Fire Lord and Lady’s get away cottage.

this is how sharks stay smooth

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it