Woof

This pride month I'm coming out of the closet as someone who unironically enjoys the song One Week by The Barenaked Ladies

Me too

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

knowing how someone’s blood tastes is the most romantic thing out there.

Not always true. For instance I know how @greythemutt and I'm sure now that he knows this, he won't find that very romantic.

yeah it's more erotic than romantic

Not the reaction I was expecting to be totally honest

I'm into some crazy shit I'm not talking about with you

knowing how someone’s blood tastes is the most romantic thing out there.

Not always true. For instance I know how @greythemutt and I'm sure now that he knows this, he won't find that very romantic.

yeah it's more erotic than romantic

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this