see the problem with traveling a decent amount over the last thirty odd years of my life is that i will sometimes wake up and crave a deeply specific item that isn't even all that incredible, but I just want it REALLY bad because I either can't get it here or it's a pain in the ass to find
anyways I specifically want a regular crumpet with a deeply upsetting amount of butter melted into it rn
anyone else got those? i wanna hear about em in the notes
#anything from greggs#SOBBING
OURUHGHGHGH GREAT NOW I NEED TO GO TO BATHURST STATION AND CRAM A SAUSAGE ROLL INTO MY MOUTH
God I know it's a whole thing to dunk on british food but I value heartiness/stodginess in food to much not to. I love meat pies and roasts and yorkshire puddings aghhh
OF ALL FUCKING GROCERY SOURCES
WALMART
CANADIAN WALMART
WE TOAST
WE BUTTER
WE FEAST!!!!!
(also for those of you out there who had an east asian style chicken skewer ONCE and have been craving it ever since, the trick is that most chinese and japanese skewers are made with thigh meat, and i find that more often restaurants and groceries stores in the americas use breast meat. it is a WORLD of difference in texture)
Is this different from what in the US we call "English muffins" and can you find those?
Crumpets are very different from English muffins! Imagine if an English muffin and a pancake had a delicious baby that you can toast and smother in butter and jam and the butter kind of leaks out the bottom but you don't care because they are delicious. I desire them deeply but I cannot find them near me.
Apparently I need to check Walmart, of all places. This is an unexpected development in my quest for crumpets in the US!
