i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

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If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules
Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u
when they say "for the children", almost universally they in fact actually mean "for [controlling] the children"
hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚
happy pride to everyone but them

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Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.
I think this is exactly why thirteen is considered a ‘bad luck’ number.
Eleven and twelve have special names because as humans we can count to 12 on our fingers. But if we need to count to thirteen we’re outta fingers, bad news.
interesting hypothesis! i have a question,
We do not have to keep living like this.
I'm eternally grateful that polyamorists have created or popularized a lot of terms to describe common experiences such as feeling joy at seeing your partner happy in another relationship (compersion), societal pressure to follow a specific progression or series of milestones for a relationship to be considered Serious (the relationship escalator), and a partner of your partner (metamour).
But I think that, much like Therapy Speak and its cutesy friends neurospicy and neurosparkly, words that might be useful for describing your own life can become cliché annoying jargon when someone else starts applying them to your experiences for you.
anyway. this post brought to you by the acquaintance who asked if I was "fluid bonded to both my nesting partners." next time just ask who I'm fucking.
Not to be rude, but I can I tell you about a problematic site you’re using as a host, I’ll do so off anon if you’re ok with it.
Whatever this is about I probably don't care. You're literally communicating to me through a problematic site right now
Bug poll
I like them, I like seeing photos, and I like them being near me
I like them, I like seeing photos, but stay away please
I like them, I dislike seeing photos, but I like them being near me
I like them in theory but hope to never see them
I dislike them but I like looking seeing photos and having them near
I dislike them, like photos, dislike physical presence
I dislike them, dislike photos, like physical presence
I dislike them in all ways
Nuance depending on variety of bug (ant vs spider vs centipede for example)
Other nuance
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I didn’t take many pictures at pride. But here’s my two favorites. Pussy on a dyke on a bike.
And SCA pride shields on their Viking longboat Honda fit.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
Look man! I don’t know the car breeds! I took a blurry picture without an identifiable logo and guessed while thinking: “Sure hope tumblr lets this slide”
BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO QUIBBLE ABOUT THE CAR BREED. WHY CANT YOU JUST ENJOY THE NERDY SHIELDS?!
I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?
Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX
My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!
Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.
My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.
Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.
My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.
Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.
TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.
Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five
Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR
Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:
“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”
“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”
“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”
“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.
“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.
not to derail, but holy shit that praxis
I’ve had clerks just give out a whole ass SSN when I asked.
An inspection in 2014 found the password for the Louvre’s surveillance camera system was “louvre.”
My proudest moment in the shitfire that was my last job was when we got a full-on assault from scammers*, and my users were so well trained that it was completely bolloxed within an hour.
*it was a pen test that out infosec team paid a lot of money for, and was very unhappy that I blew it up. It was executed so obviously and badly that I was sending company-wide emails saying, “These calls from 000-000-0000 are not being recorded for quality or training purposes. You can tell these people to go fuck themselves. Have fun!”
I got fired on the spot from a job for telling a scammer that they were a scammer and that I would not comply with demands for our email lists. (basically a phonebook of everyone who worked there their full name job title phone number and emails). I passed it along to my manager and he fired me with one hand and emailed them with the other. A coworker texted me (I gave her a ride home once) and she told me that my manager was fired by the end of the next day… but they were cutting jobs so no pulling me back on the team.
Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?
Spain
France
England
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I know where it's from
It sounds familiar
I've never heard this
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shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it