dude i think i might be The Other

I love being educated. I love learning & finding new things that intrigue me. I love knowing my brain is inevitably growing.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

anime boys now fill the sociocultural niche the catholic saints once did

if you switch from saying haha to hehe people might think it’s strange at first but soon enough theyll see you as a hehe person and they wont even care or get mad. just a tip

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

in june I’m getting my shit together

I heavily fw bro

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them