TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

you can say anything you want in the whole world and nobody can stop you. anyways i think bridgerton and the bee movie take place in the same universe and it's the same bee

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

The chugging of a sacred beer

who knew all took to save anime was autistic protagonists with weirdly specific hyperfixations (thank you laois dunmeshi, frieren, and maomao apothecary diaries)

we're doomed by the narrative quick let's fuck nasty to subvert it

One fallacy, I think, of anti piracy arguments is that a lot of them seem to assume that if I'm unable to pirate something I'm going to pay for it instead rather than going "oh! that's a terrible shame" and then quickly forgetting about it

"If you were not pirating [media] you'd be paying for it and therefore piracy is evil 😡" actually if I were not pirating that media I would be thinking about something else. I have made the decision to not spend any money on this and even god himself could not shake it

the research on this was already done decades ago and then quickly squashed because the record labels did not like the finding that people who pirated music were spending way more money on actually buying music legally than people who did not pirate music. it turns out people who care enough to pirate media are generally big fans of that media and willing to spend money on it if they have the money to spend

every black cat owner lives in a horror movie

i say this with love. stop lurking with your eyes glowing yellow out of the shadows my sweet freak beast

the ladies call me the subjunctive mood the way I express desire, wishes, uncertainty, doubt and fear

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion