jegbert no.1 fan ever ever ever

i love you pubes i love you stomach hair i love you unshaven pits i love you happy trails i love you coarse leg hair i love you untrimmed bushes. i love you body hair

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

quite simply if you can avoid a type of discrimination by saying "im not one of them" then you have privilege over them

Hey guys! It's me, John Binary

i will say i dont think the design for AM where hes more humanoid is exactly as effective, whilst it is cool and all i think it looses the punch of og am being basically a slab with a hunk of spiteful text on it. it truly shows how he doesnt just hate humanity but would rather die than even resemble it. if real AM looked even vaguely humanoid i think hed rip his own body to shreds

powerscaling is cool in theory but in practice is so useless that it doesnt even work on rock paper scissors

real men get addicted to Settings App