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Alrighty gang time to get to know me!! If you hate me idek why youre here so please like idk what im saying anymore imma shut up now

My name is Alex, I’m 15-17 years old (try guessing bitches /gender neutral), and I am bendergluid (genderfluid but I have whimsy) which basically means my pronouns are whatever I vibe with in that moment. Idk if that’s relevant but idgaf. You clicked into this. This is your fault. (It does mean that my pronouns change often, and I won’t be able to update them every time they change, so unless you wanna send me an ask or dm me, just use wtv you vibe with for me idrc) (omg I’m just making up abbreviations atp)

So in short: genderfluid, aroace (but if I had to pick it’d be a gal) (but I’m up for qprs with any gender)

I keep getting asked this so once and for all: MOONY IS MY MORTAL ENEMY WE ARE NOT YOUR LITTLE ETL SHIP FFS

Anyway

Uhhhmmm what do I even put here 😭😭

Oh yeah some cool ppl in no specific order:

@romantic-revolutions

@surprisinglyshiftingmiracle

@vargdottern

@luckybug719

@bwunnyswirl

Ugh… I suppose I have to put you here @moonywithatrafficcone BUT ONLY BC OF YOUR SIMON PIC YOU KEEP SENDING THATS MADE YOU COOL but only a little don’t get your hopes up

@vnilla-m0nst3r

Well I can’t remember every single moot can I just like @/moots please

If I forgot you please tell me and I’ll add you I’m so sorry if I did 🙏🏼🙏🏼

OH YEAH MY FUCKING ISSUES I FORGOT ABT THEM

Btw literally a strong zero (0) of them are diagnosed BC OF MY FUCKING MOTHER but that is a topic for never o’clock. So. If you have an issue with self-diagnosis even after years of extensive research on everything you should probably leave because there will be a lot. A. Lot. Of that.

Uhm

Yeah

So

Imma just say them like some sort of grocery list (hm… groceries? Yknow what that reminds me of… 🛒… don’t think I forgot Moony… I will never forget…)

Anyway

Here goes nothing ig

ASD (low functioning, high masking) (why would you need to know that) (idek leave me alone ok), ADHD, OCD, APD, anorexia, chronic psychosomatic pain, trauma related memory loss, depression, generalised anxiety, social anxiety, idk if this goes under ADHD but executive dysfunction, alexithymia, PCOS, and maybe POTS I haven’t done enough research on that yet to say for sure, and I will update this once I remember the rest of them idk

Uhhhh

What else do I put

Oh yeah

Uhm

I forgot what I was gonna put

Oh yeah

Hobbies:

Drawing (am shit at it)

Painting (am even more shit at it)

Reading

Writing (kinda ass but I like doing it)

Baking (I like to delude myself into thinking I’m good)

Tumblr (that counts)

Chatting with friends/moots

Killing myself that’s not funny. I’m sorry

Watch as, when prompted to list their interests, Exhibit A forgets every single thing they has ever enjoyed ever.

Things I like to do that don’t count as hobbies because if I put these things as hobbies I would probably get arrested:

Swallowing pills (don’t ask ok.) (just wanna clarify I enjoy the act of swallowing them. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE NOR TAKE DRUGS.)

Sniffing sunscreen, chlorine, petrol, glue and nail polish (again, not in a drugs way, I just enjoy the smell)

Fandoms (including ones im no longer in but willing to nerd out abt):

PROJECT HAIL MARY YES YES

The Marauders

Sherlock Holmes

Fourth Wing

The Hunger Games (SOTR???)

Aha I CANT fucking remember any more fuck my stupid baka life

What else to puttttt

OH YEAH

FUCKING MUSIC

MOAHAHAHHAHAHA

Okay so I listen to literally everything in the whole entire world but some favourites atm are:

Five Years — David Bowie

As the World Caves In — Matt Maltese

Solo — Myles Smith

At The Beach, In Every Life — Gigi Perez

Blasphemous Rumours — Depeche Mode

UFO — Smith & Thell

Sunday Morning Comin’ Down — Kris Kristofferson

Walking in My Shoes — Depeche Mode

The Slur Song But It Goes Even Harder — Bigfoot’s Biggest Fan

My Iron Lung — Radiohead

Andromeda — LELEK

Nothing’s New — Rio Romeo

Kids — Current Joys

labour — Paris Paloma

My Alcoholic Friends — The Dresden Dolls

SOCIETY — Valley

Rebel Rebel — David Bowie

Iris — The Goo Goo Dolls

Think Of Me Once In A While, Take Care — Take Care

Una Mattina — Ludovico Einaudi

Blue Hair — TV Girl

Cigarettes out the Window — TV Girl

Experience — Ludovico Einaudi

Vampire Empire — Big Thief

half return — Adrianne Lenker

not a lot, just forever — Adrianne Lenker

A Moment — Daniel Pemberton

Petrova Line — Daniel Pemberton

Caribbean Blue — Enya

Past Lives - sapientdream

Radioactive — Imagine Dragons

Space Song — Beach House

Gracias A La Vida — Mercedes Sosa

And many many more but I can’t remember them all

My motto: LEMON LIME BE GAY DO CRIME AND IF THE POPO GETS YOU well. Then. Then I can’t help you. Skill issue. Get on my level.

plucking this straight out of the comments because it deserves a place in the rbs

@jinx-alter

THATS THE FUCKING POINT

buying earth more time by nuking Antarctica

Doodles of my leclerc design hhahaha

grace has trauma, statement