Dad Hijinks

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

its like they googled “scary music” and they accidentally got the wrong sort of scary music

This actually gave me a bit of anxiety

sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was gaydreaming

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

@xvzzu

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

great! i love horror movies!

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

I swear to GOD if you don’t hold me closer, tiny dancer

flamingo goth