it's me imm the green bean guy

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

U guys aren't going to believe this

GEEN BEEN

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

Maybe if y’all stood at the sink snapping green beans you’d calm down