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“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

Show daddy that nice picture again

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

Tumblr users will see you complain about misogyny and be ok with not liking dogs and go into your inbox and misgender you

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers