country mouse

we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

No, no, I said forcemask. Good girls wear their N95s when they leave the house.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

i need to lock in (doesnt)

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

This person being over 40yo has shaken me to my core

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"