You May Have Your Corphish

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

Son of the White Mare / Fehérlófia (1981) dir. Marcell Jankovics

and A Witch in Mongolia is about a slave girl who gets caught up in a Mongolian raid, who has to use her education to advance herself. it's stylized in such a unique way. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before. no clue where it's going, but I can already highly recommend!

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

Got your stress balls right here. Give them a good squeeze, they can take it.

This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.

I wonder who could have done this. Surely not an innocent lil fella like this one

Oh, he meant the bird 🤭

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.