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r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

i want you to know that every single fucking time i've ever scrolled down on my dash this is recommended to me. in your circles! for you! i am fucking cursed to continuously see soyjak animatronics every time i open up this godforsaken website. at the time of this posting it only has 8 notes, all of which are likes. i imagine it will be that small no longer. just know you have followed me like an accursed specter without even realizing.

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too