polibry 😠😠

Computer games are fantastic

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

latches onto you with my big claws but i'm nice so it doesn't hurt

wait he ate the fucking frog.

he says he didnt,, but look at his devilish grin and the nefarious spark in his eye... thats the face of a man hungry for the frog

latches onto you with my big claws but i'm nice so it doesn't hurt

ohhhhh wowie that's cutie, love it!

latches onto you with my big claws but i'm nice so it doesn't hurt

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

@fake-post-archive

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You're filming. These evil wizards have trapped the princess in an orb and you're just filming it.

My sweet child, who do you think taught them the absOrbtion ritual?

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

Im so fucking afraid of scoop of ice cream