The many reasons I've got brainrot

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

This sucks. I need to *remembers that suicide jokes have a negative impact on my mental health and those around me* revive the Ankh-Morpork post system

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

THERE ARE TWO (2) TURTLE DOVES.

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

History is written by victors

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.

BIBLIOBURRO