Secret Batcest Spank Bank

Don’t let it in with no intention to keep it Jesus Christ, don’t be kind to it Honey, don’t feed it, it will come back

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Hi I had to start yet another blog but this time a secret one just to horny post about bats and birds (: Blog tags I use are on this post.

❀ This blog’s WARNINGS:

Underage

Non-con

Fauxcest

Abuse

Somno

Intox/Drug use

Breeding/Pregnancy

SadoMasochism

Hypnosis/Mindbreak

❀ Batships I like most:

JayTim

BruCass

BruTim

BruSteph

DickTim

JaySteph

DickSteph

BruDick

BabsCass

JayDick

StephBabs

+ Robinpile/Batpile combos

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⚠ DNI: MINORS!!, TERFs, assholes. Pro para/contact/MAPs/whatever the fuck pedophiles are calling themselves these days. Shouldn't need to be said but I do not condone under any circumstances in real life incest, adult/minor, or non consensual sexual activity. If you have a single caveat on that, get the fuck off my blog and die. ⚠

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And Dickbin is so fucking profoundly jealous that she’s carrying Bruce’s kid and taking Bruce’s time and attention that at first they have an expected violent rivalry of courtesan-style assassination politics. BUT then it evolves into some kind of really really weird spiritual bond borne by them both being in Bruce’s bed all the time. like 15 year old Dick starts experiencing phantom pregnancy hormone changes and sympathetic back aches and panicking when he hasn’t seen Talia in a while. They’re still all snippy and aggressive at each other but they’re also kind of velcroed together.

Talia was initially planning on killing Dick to pave the way for her kid to be batman’s only surviving child but she finds herself unwittingly drawn into Dick’s like. Growing enamorement and fascination with her pregnancy. And she is like hm. Perhaps he can help raise and train the true heir and be an advisor. If this child has an additional protector and attachment and it is someone this close to Bruce then that is one more preventative factor against Bruce rejecting the child or sending him away.

Ok anyway afterwards Dickbin should help raise Damian from birth and always be referencing like "when I was pregnant with you-" without any self consciousness and it simultaneously amuses and annoys Talia and baffles Bruce but Dick doesnt gaf about what Bruce thinks he's just like You Wouldn't Get It.