My middle name is Melodrama

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

happy pride

video description: tiktok by eluken22 showing a group of people raising a chair with a cardboard box on it in the air, inside the box is a cat, Hava Nagila plays in the background, text on the video reads "Our son turned 13 [heart eye emoji]". there is a cut and the video now shows two still images of a person holding the cat, the cat is wearing a kippah and then one still image of the cat laying down still wearing the kippah. end video description

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

really honestly the worst part of not having/fitting any good labels is when someone gets a little too nosy and you just sound like you're lying or being evasive. that's what i've been thinking a lot about this pride month bc my coworkers at my last job (the waitressing gig) were incredibly overfamiliar with me, to the point of sexual harrassment which never got punished, and always asking wayyyy too many personal questions. it was so awful when they'd say something to me assuming i'd be into men/a specific man/etc and i'd be like "i'm only into women" and then later they'd be like trying to get me to go to a bar or get on a dating app or something to pick up women(??? like they have any stake in what i do???) and i'd be like "no i'm not interested in dating or having sex" and they'd be like 🤨 like they thought they had me in some kind of gotcha. i just wanted to be like omfg these statements are not contradictory if (1) your third eye is open and (2) you know how to mind your own goddamn business instead of being a peeping tom. i don't want to fuck ANYBODY right now but even if i DID it would NOT be a man. and i certainly wouldn't fuck these random annoying men at a random restaurant. jesus christ. you deviate even slightly from the cisheteropatriarchal norm and suddenly everybody wants you to defend your fuckin thesis about it. i am so sick of constantly being my own sexuality's defense attorney

the next Grown Ass Man Who Should've Been Raised Better that responds to one of my own statements about my own personal romantic/sexual orientation with a stupid fucking "why?" is getting shot in the face i don't want to goddamn hear it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

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