Monster Mash

really enjoy the way a lot of anne rice enjoyers talk about her the way people do about incredibly evil little lapdogs. ...oh yes that's our anne! she has a deadname even though she's fully cis and she also gay despite being straight. she arrives at book signings in a hearse and very publicly fights the popeye's restaurant owners about lestat. she has some of the worst opinions you will ever hear in your life and you will hear them (only sometimes as voiced by 200+ year old vampires). some of her books are so bad they're innovative. watch out she bites. :)

she had the audacity of a cat and the steely alien intensity of a parrot

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

reblog if you're literally 30+