We Shouldn't Take Things For Granite

being autistic about rick and morty is the most embarrassing thing on earth. yeah those shitty cartoon guys that are on all the bongs at the mall ? those are my blorbos. please don't talk to me

can someoneput rick on the red carpet please

im getting married to pearl from steven universe morty!

Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive

this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol

I am in borderline tears that the anti fuck beds are fake. This was supposed to be the highlight of my July

this is so stupid if they wanted an anti fuck bed they just had to put rick and morty bedsheets on it

LOVE headcanoning mad scientist type characters as trans. oh baby you KNOW they handled their own transition. evil twisted hrt. top surgery that violates the geneva convention. 

my life has not known peace since thirty seconds ago when I saw the notification that someone tagged this post with “Rick Sanchez”

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

Yesss were almost back boysss