pretty fuckin hammered right now

want tattoo

can’t wait to throw a whole watermelon at harry styles

calum is the best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe

Please don’t coin a pathetic boy band member as the “best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe.” Please love yourself

calum is the best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe

He isn’t the best thing that’s ever happened. The formation of the universe was the best thing that’s ever happened because if there were no formation there would be no universe, thus life wouldn’t be created. Stop calling some bubblegum pop boy band member the greatest thing, because he isn’t.

calum is the best thing that has ever happened in the whole universe

NO HE ISN’T. Stop with this idiocy. He isnt the best thing that has ever happened so stop saying it! Jesus!

idc i just want my titties sucked

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

dip moon like cookie

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