definitely a person

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

trauma dumpling

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Today's shitpost is cancelled. Everyone gets an extra ten minutes to play outside instead

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday