The sound of heavy rain while sitting in a parked car.

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

❤️shoutout to gay people who used to think they were bi 💛shoutout to bi people who used to think they were gay 💚sexuality is complicated, there’s nothing wrong with taking time to figure yourself out 💙you aren’t “adhering to stereotypes” or anything like that. 💜there is nothing wrong with your identity!

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

this wasn’t made….recently?!