Not As Sad As I Used To Be

They hate when you serve weirdo daughter who grew up on the internet instead of having the same personality as everyone else

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

C o m e d yy

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

eat a fruit that you like. take a little walk and pay attention to the trees. dance to music alone in ur room. it’s the small things that will heal you

the bar is very low happy little onion, so please work your magic

i would die for grinch.

I’ve probably shared this before, but..

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music