Gen2 is genuinely the best

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

ham and sneeze sandwich

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

OP went dancing with the 12 dancing princesses pass it on

everyone go home this guy solved it

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

does anybody remember that dancing gir gif that was on EVERY late 2000s/early 2010s invader zim deviantart/myspace post

It’s much older than that. I remember 2003 Deviantart every other damn person had a lo res version of that gif as their avatar. DancingGir.gif is the universal experience of 2000’s internet.

i owe you my life

I remember making this the desktop wallpaper for one of the computers at my school. Except I set it to “tile”, so the entire background of the computer was taken up by hundreds of continuously-dancing GIRs. Good times

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all