Moderate Quality Nonsense

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

if you’d like to know (one of) her proper names: the wiradjuri word for ibis is ‘bururrgan’ : )

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

... is eating not supposed to make your heart race?

I don’t think so? Certainly not my experience!

But food gives you energy! That's what it is for!

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

We need at least two Octobers. One goes by too quickly.