Egg

dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

Worm being published between 2011 and 2013 means it has a lot of dated elements that have otherwise gone unaddressed by the wider fandom. Most notably, Contessa’s fedora,

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

Worm being published between 2011 and 2013 means it has a lot of dated elements that have otherwise gone unaddressed by the wider fandom. Most notably, Contessa’s fedora,

cauldron is so fucking funny. you hear about it and imagine some intricately masterminded far-reaching conspiracy but it's literally a fucking med student who adopted a stray Italian and decided to become the global shadow government in her official capacity as Just Some Guy

fuck comfort characters amy is my discomfort character

kid win tries to do a kickflip on his hoverboard and eats shit at terminal velocity