portugal the girl

Oh my god bruh my girlfriends pregnant im not ready to be a dad

yeah sure i'll reblog that

In heated rivalry season 2 Shane should develop autoimmune encephalitis and ilya should gaslight him into thinking he's developing psychosis and manipulate him into killing and eating people

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

Every ad in the world nowadays is either for weight loss drugs or the military. One of these days I’m going to bash in my laptop with a baseball bat and go live in the sewers.

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things