i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

voted time magazine’s fragile little teacup of the year

*Is masculine in a feminine way that pisses you off*

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

You know what? I’m sick of this *digs three blocks down and closes myself in with a dirt block*

*presses shift so you can’t see my name tag*

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

can you please come pick up your kinnie boyfriend he's had one bottle of smirnoff ice and won't stop talking about how fucked up he is. he tried to put mother mother on the bluetooth speaker. if he stays here any longer i'm not getting any pussy tonight.

rly fucked up that serotonin is DLC

EA designed my brain

sometimes i get so wrapped up in my own little world then i’ll talk to people and they’ll be like “isn’t the british royal family so cool and classy” and i’m like. girl what

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

Transing your gender... Please don't turn off the console...

turned off the console while my gender was getting transed to unlock a fucked up corrupted gender

tilted the gender cartridge in the console so it made my gender wiggle around in a humorous manner

I wish it was rudy time all the time

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]