shit, all we got's doritos and fritos

god gives his toughest ragebait to his fattest dogs

as someone who studies this: statistically speaking, child abuse (including “spanking”, because all forms of hitting children are abusive) is pretty much equally prevalent in households of all racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds. so yeah, don’t let people use the “culture” excuse on you, but also, don’t believe others are experiencing it less just because it’s less normalized in their culture to talk about it. we all gotta work together to fix this shit.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

so hungry i could eat a mutual......

sorry birthright citizenship just got upheld 5-4? I don’t care if you’re one of the most racist old ghouls alive, how the hell are you making a legal argument against birthright citizenship. how are four of you fuckers going to argue against the constitution when it’s supposed to be your job to agree with it

they love to be like “well it’s not in the constitution so I just couldn’t say” but then when something is an incredibly clear-cut constitutional right they’re like “huh? what?”