shit, all we got's doritos and fritos

god gives his toughest ragebait to his fattest dogs

the age verification shit is fascists trying to control the internet for everyone. the children part of this is a smokescreen and you shouldn't be falling for it.

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

as someone who studies this: statistically speaking, child abuse (including “spanking”, because all forms of hitting children are abusive) is pretty much equally prevalent in households of all racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds. so yeah, don’t let people use the “culture” excuse on you, but also, don’t believe others are experiencing it less just because it’s less normalized in their culture to talk about it. we all gotta work together to fix this shit.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

so hungry i could eat a mutual......