That was the best hello I’ve ever received

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

I’M WHEEZING

tag yourself I’m Sprinkles

a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to be a beautiful popular athlete online, a stereotypical lives-in-his-mother’s-basement gamer who’s secretly rich, and the dm’s brother who doesn’t know the dm is his sister – they’ve never even exchanged real names online. halfway through their search they realize the dm sent them on a wild goose chase on purpose to give them the thrill of a real-life adventure. three quarters of the way through they realize that through the actions the dm set up for them to take, they’re actually being framed for a crime she committed. 

Unrealistic premise, it requires players to actually follow the DM’s beautifully crafted plan for more than five minutes, zero stars

BEAUTIFUL 💙

I’m on my third watch through and tears are streaming down my face. You must turn the sound on.

The pinnacle is when he points angrily at the fish and doesn’t say anything. You just really FEEL the frustration

Oh dear god

St. Bernards are not real. They can’t be.