kith me

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

being trans only feels like you missed out on years of life if you dont consider that most people never choose to be alive at all

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

people will go "why are you criticizing my behaviors? you're just dividing the community and preventing us from working against the real problem: the system" and then not fight the system

I should not rewatch jojo as a salaried adult or else im gonna get high and get baby stand tattooed on my forearm

they literally invented monogamy to spice up tv dramas

"what if I really wanted to fuck another person and also my wife really wanted to fuck another person but also we can under NO circumstances let any of that happen" Insane way to live your life in my mind but that's instant conflict

before any monogamous people who can't take a joke reply to this: spell of mass divorce!

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

if you try to make a case for why your boyfriend is totally the exception im blocking you by the way i do not care about jakey stop telling me about him

they literally invented monogamy to spice up tv dramas

"what if I really wanted to fuck another person and also my wife really wanted to fuck another person but also we can under NO circumstances let any of that happen" Insane way to live your life in my mind but that's instant conflict

Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla