Queer As In Fuck You!

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

People who ship idols are like way too comfortable let's bring back cyberbullying

Moses coming down from Mount Sinai and seeing the golden calf

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

whenever i talk about men’s boobs guys are always like “you mean pecs?” bitch i said boobies. tits.

His tits aren't even that big

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

if you definitely 100% own all of the dnd 5E content after spending hundreds of dollars on it whether physically or digitally (or both!) u should use this site here as a quick n easy reference point for the content you definitely already legally own because you’re a law abiding citizen who has paid hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition