semi-hiatus

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows