I Snapple-Pap My Feet All Up and Down the Town

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

Discord is a popular Tumblr extension where you can feel even weirder about never messaging your mutuals that you want to talk to

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

Tara Knight inadvertently inspires the next generation of transfeminist theorywriters by them collectively going “holy shit, almost anything I write could be better than The Cripple Killing Essay”

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in