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you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

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autisticlittleguy

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

anotherhawk

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.

charlesoberonn

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

greyt-expectations

We probably can, but the question is should we?

charlesoberonn

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

greyt-expectations

…Give me until the end of the weekend.

greyt-expectations

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected.

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

charlesoberonn

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

seadeepspaceontheside

Stupid ugly statement

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wolfythewitch

all all all

relevantlyrambling

Im cryyiiiing

thebibliosphere

My desktop PC is on it's final legs, I fear. I had nothing else running, nothing in the background, and opening a PNG file caused everything to hang for a solid minute and the fans to kick on like it was attempting to boot Red Dead 2 at maximum graphics. Like c'mon, Old Yeller, just hold out a little bit longer and then you can go up state to the nice farm and chase rabbits forever...

victorfrankensteinofficial

Have you considered, perhaps, taking the parts of the computer and combining them with the parts of other dead computers to create a new one with vastly superior to all of its component parts?

While electronics are not my field, I have some similar experience myself, if you would like some advice.

thebibliosphere

You know what, I would like some help with this. Thank you VictorFrankensteinOfficial.

Hey, while you’re here, I’ve got some more parts you might be interested in. If you just go down those stairs into my basement…

kittydesade

I love this site. I'm never leaving.

lireavue

Well yeah, you're stuck in Joy's basement, apparently.

thebibliosphere

Just don't breathe in too deeply and you'll be fine. We fixed most of the gas leaks.

Emphasis on most.

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

pixiecaps

they couldnt take the heat

doctordotdj

targetedknowledge

ravioliet

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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cpericardium

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

cpericardium

dragon-in-a-fez

There's a coffee shop near me that has two signs posted on the door.

One says "Students! Looking for a great part-time job that works around your school hours? Apply inside!"

The other one says "No under 18s allowed after 5:00pm without an adult."

And I'm just like, damn, I wonder if "you can be a servant but never a customer" is a well-known hallmark of systematic discrimination or anything. Like come on. How do you not see this

demilypyro

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

gayteensupreme

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

gayteensupreme

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

poetry-protest-pornography

This is the best one

ruffboi-mags

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

elephino-but-i-need-a-name

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

relevantlyrambling

Its so much better that hes gay

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aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

aquilacalvitium

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

haughtyraban

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

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