MothMan

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

pepe le pew is back and hornier than ever, and now exclusively has period sex #femenist

The muppet?

oh you are so fucking done for buddy and you don't even know it

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

his complete lack of swag, mildly gay behavior, and bad posture have captivated me

pack a little burt's bees in your dab pen next time if you want a sperm count in the 300 millions

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he’s made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart