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crimpson peak

do you guys even know about crimmy peak

crimpson peak

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions

cannot get over how ART had one of the most iconic character introductions of all time. in the span of 100 pages and a few weeks, it was like hey. if you mess with me i'll squash you like a bug. check out how i'm 10,000 times more powerful than you. wanna watch tv together? ah FUCK my tv blorbo died. what do you mean you won't tell me all the secrets of your dark past. can i do some surgery on you? do you need me to blow anything up? let me hijack your brain for a couple seconds. ok that went great! here's my number in case you ever need it

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

“Well it’s not just mainstream music, aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it—“ Absolutely the fuck not. I just listened to a song about being buried alive and one about pirates battling a giant squid. Listen to more weird music immediately

Turns out Lost Carcosa had a revolution in the early 20th century, so what you've actually summoned is the Democratically Elected Committee In Yellow

need a boyfriend except he's not my boyfriend and is just some weird guy i drag around with me everywhere

obsessed with villains who you just KNOW are aware deep down in their heart that they've done something unforgivable, but the only way to never admit that or face the guilt is to keep doing it over and over again until they don't feel guilty about that first time anymore

Me watching tv: it’s what murderbot would have wanted

Me half-assing my job: it's what murderbot would have wanted

Me cancelling on social events: it's what murderbot would have wanted

went to the isle of man and got the shit beaten out of me by a pygmy shrew at the local reservoir. never again.

#man redwall wasnt lying that shrew can fight   (via july-19th-club)

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

Lmaooooooooo god everyone in this book is on their knees begging Shen Qingqiu to not date this evil weirdo, and Shen Qingqiu is like “what the fuck are you guys talking about, this is a normal relationship” while cradling Luo Binghe tenderly in his lap as Luo Binghe discreetly flips off everyone else in the room (and by discreetly I mean it could not be more obvious to everyone except Shen Qingqiu who is braiding Luo Binghe’s hair)

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua is gesturing to those two like “this whole deal seems fucking Exhausting. And unhealthy. Now, back to my demon king who I based off all my kinks and who lightly beats me three times a day”